Monday, March 09, 2009

Linnen Reviews "Watchmen"


I remember reading Watchmen back in the mid-80s as the individual issues hit the stands, so I have some true "comic geek" history with this story. You see, I have followed the adventures of countless heroes over the past thirty years in these four-color magazines, and with along with me, my opinions of these heroes have grown up over time.

Batman is, of course, my favorite character as anyone who knows me will attest; however, I would never single out an issue of Batman as my favorite comic. His story is like a television soap opera, extended for the purpose of making money. His war on crime can never end and as a result, his story will never be completed. It seems to me that for a book to impact a reader enough for it to become his or her "favorite", it must be a full story, one with a beginning, a middle, and an end.

To get this in comic books, you need what is commonly referred to as a "limited series" - a book that isn't intended to live beyond it's natural life. The author begins it knowing exactly how it is going to end - and then the characters ride off into the sunset. The genre of comic books has had many great ones over the years - Preacher, Sandman, V For Vendetta, Starman - yet none of these tremendous stories have been able to supplant Watchmen as my favorite.

So what did I think about the film?

I was blown away with its faithfulness to the source novel and by how fantastic everything looked on screen. No lie – often I felt like a little kid seeing a favorite character come to life! I left the theatre completely happy with what director Zack Snyder presented us.

Is Snyder a “visionary director” like the film’s numerous preview trailers would have us believe? Well, I would say “no” based on this movie.

Here’s why: I have seen sections of the original script that writer Alan Moore gave to artist Dave Gibbons when they were collaborating on the comic. It is detailed enough to give you a migraine. A single panel could take up a full, typed page as Moore explains character’s positions in relation to each other, gives descriptions of benches or rooms, tells us what someone’s unspoken thoughts are or what they are wearing…

Gibbons uses all this to create what is one of the most tasteful and intelligent examples of comic book art I have ever seen. He doesn’t fill panels with unnecessary lines or cross-hatching like many of today’s popular artists. He has a completely realistic understanding of the human form. Although the tone of the story is dark, his art is not, and yet the appropriate mood is still struck in the reader. Not just anyone could pull this off.

Snyder’s brainstorm, and the movie’s biggest strength, was his decision not to deviate from the comics. Because of his desire that his movie look as much like the comic as possible, in my opinion, we are witnessing Moore and Gibbon’s vision, run through the filter of Snyder’s brain.

Maybe this has something to do with Moore’s hatred of the movie, I don’t know. In a way, I see his point: Watchmen was created as a comic first and foremost. It is as a comic that it completely worked as a story and won over millions of readers. What is it with our desire to translate everything to film??

You read a book like The DiVinci Code and you can see that, in his mind, the author was cashing checks from movie studios as it was written. There was never any question that these stories were created specifically to be seen on the big screen. That’s not what you get with Watchmen. Watchmen works masterfully where it was intended to work.

Now having said that, unlike it’s author, I loved seeing it on the big screen! I thought that much of the casting was inspired. Jackie Earle Haley was incredible as Rorschach! He nailed the voice without making it seem clichéd, especially fortunate following on the heels of Christian Bale’s Batman, which some found to be over-the-top. Physically, he looked as if he had been plucked right from the pages of the comic.

Another bit of perfect casting was Patrick Wilson, who played Nite Owl. This role was important because it is through him that the reader immerses himself in the story. Wilson provided a wonderfully understated performance. And even though it has become the favorite past time of reviewers to criticize Malin Akerman’s performance as Silk Spectre, I didn’t really think she was bad. She isn’t ever going to win an Oscar, but so what?

Sets were incredible; just like the comic. The CGI Dr. Manhattan? Beautiful. He looked exactly how I imagined he would if that character was real. Nite Owl and Silk Spectre saving the people in the burning apartment building really struck me as an incredible scene – likewise, the police’s capture of Rorschach.

Some complain about the end of the movie, the section that the film-makers actually changed. You know what? It works beautifully. Given what they had to take out of the movie to get it down to a workable running time, I’m glad they did what they did. To leave it unchanged but to cut out the Black Freighter story and the “missing creative folks” subplot would have made no sense. And even considering how much I love the book – this ending may be just a bit better.

So although I started by saying Snyder isn’t a visionary, I think he did a great job, and I’m so thankful that he is the director that finally made this movie. He respected the source novel and that shows with every frame I witnessed on the screen. His reported 3 ½ hour extended cut should be even better than what I saw in the theatre because it will allow for more character beats in the story. Much like Peter Jackson’s extended cuts of “Lord of the Rings” replaced their shorter versions as the “real versions” in my mind, I look forward to the DVD release with great anticipation. In the meantime, I’m very happy with the “Watchmen” I experienced last night.

Tuesday, February 10, 2009

There is a story to tell with this...

...but I'm so sleepy. Consider these few sentences a space-holder till I can find time to explain exactly what this is all about. In the meantime, so many folks are asking for these videos that I just wanted to get them posted. Enjoy....and be amazed by true musicians. All your questions will soon be answered.

Jim's Performance (Sorry buddy - I was too drunk to remember the camera had a flash till about two minutes into it.)

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Toly's Performance:

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And the prize is awarded:

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Sunday, January 11, 2009

Lying on the sofa...

Thanks to the generosity of my father-in-law and step-mother-in-law, I am lying on the sofa, watching the Steelers, and blogging. Yup, the Xmas laptop - one of the best presents you can receive if you are lazy and old like me.

I can't believe that the Eagles beat the world-champion Giants, but for the sake of my friends Toly and Queen Bee, I'm glad. Of course, as a long-time Jets fan, I'm still reeling from the self-destruction my team went through the last seven weeks of the regular season.

We had an excellent weekend, spending the beginning of it (thursday night and friday) up north with my sister, brother-in-law, and niece. We had some great pizza and a couple heated nerf dart-gun battles. The dart guns changed my life, and I now own two of my own. I'll attach a sweet picture of me using them to get out of a sticky situation here on this blog entry.
I didn't accomplish much of anything else this weekend. I was out of commission more or less yesterday afternoon/evening due to a big bowl of bean soup I ate for lunch. It was tasty, but it wrecked havoc with me later. Sunday I had some work to do for the scholarship committee I chair, so I did that. Actually, it was my final act for the committee as I decided to step down. It's an inconvenience and we are doing it for an organization that really doesn't appreciate us. They've cut our funding the past couple years to the point where we haven't been able to give away our local thousand-dollar scholarship. We have simply acted as middlemen for the National scholarship - evaluating the applications and then passing them on to the next level of judging. No fun there.

Sweet! Just saw a Watchman trailer during commercials. I'll tell you - I'm glad the world has finally caught up to me and realizes how cool Alan Moore's graphic novel is. I remember reading the individual issues as they came out in '86. As always, my friends and I were ahead of the curve.

Well, since I'm rambling and not really saying anything of interest, I'll sign off. Gotta go lend my support to the Steelers.

Sunday, December 14, 2008

The 12 Blogs of Christmas, Part 2:

Well, we headed down to visit Hans, Missy, and Siena on Friday in preparation for Saturday night's Christmas surprise. Our presents this year were dinner in Baltimore and tickets to some sort of secret event. Turns out it was a show called "One Man Star Wars Trilogy" - and it was hilarious! Charlie Ross, the actor responsible for the show, was tremendous, capturing the essence of all the Star Wars characters, in particular Luke Skywalker. He also did a killer Jabba the Hutt, believe it or not!

One of the highlights of the show was a pair of mid-sixties gentlemen who somehow ended up in the front row, even though they seemed to have neither an understanding of Star Wars nor a desire to be in the theater. In one scene featuring Darth Vader and some eerie, minimalist lighting, they snuck out, never to be seen again. When the lights came back on, in the middle of a line, Ross asked "Did those guys just leave??" They then became the subject of ridicule briefly between each of the three "movies." It was so funny. THANK YOU HANS AND MISSY!!

Other items of note: I very affordably added four more "Siouxsie and the Banshees" CDs to my growing collection, although the only way for you to know that I have finally, 18 years too late, discovered this group, is to be one of my friends on Facebook because I haven't mentioned it here. See - you are missing a lot if you haven't signed up on that other site.

Watched the first disc of the newest "Evening with Kevin Smith" DVD and found it to be a delight.

Very sleepy, so I'm going to go read some comix and drift to sleep. 5:20 AM comes awfully early, especially on Mondays.

Friday, December 12, 2008

Don't forget...

Don't forget about the Christmas Carol I recorded a few years ago with the Boiling Springs Christmas Choir. It can be heard on their myspace page and is guaranteed to get you in the holiday spirit!

The 12 Blogs of Christmas: Part 1

Seasons Greetings, folks! Welcome to my latest challenge: the 12 Blogs of Christmas. Will I be able to write 12 posts before the big day on the 25th? I'm not certain, but keep checking back to find out.

So far, one of the highlights of the season has been my introduction to the movie "The Bishop's Wife." This 1947 holiday film has a story similar to that of "It's A Wonderful Life", and in fact, features appearances by most of the child actors from Capra's more-famous movie. It's more than just a knock-off though. Staring Cary Grant as the angel sent to assist the over-worked Bishop played by David Niven, I would recommend it to everyone looking for a new Christmas-favorite.

Of course, I have also been busy exploring the DVD of this summer's block-buster, "The Dark Knight." I'm so glad to finally have that film as part of my collection. They did an incredible job of being the world of Gotham to life, and almost made me forget about past Batman-stinkers like "Batman and Robin."

Yesterday was my niece Grace's big 8th birthday! I was there for her party a few weeks ago, so I know that she had a blast and received a lot of good stuff. I hope that the actual day was just as much fun.

More to follow as we approach the 25th....

Thursday, September 25, 2008

Wheelchair Basketball 2008

I know that I have been gone for a long time - and I never even finished my vacation recap - but the priority today is to let all the visitors to The World of Linnen know about last evenings wheelchair basketball game.

This is an annual event that I attend with a bunch of great folks from my office. There is a rivalry between the NAVSISA officers and the NAVSISA civilians which has led to many historic games over the years. Unfortunately for the officers, I believe the civilians have now won ten straight match-ups, so is it even a rivalry at this point?? I'm not sure - maybe not from where we're standing!

Anyway, we had a great time last night and ended up defeating the military team 8 to 2. My good buddy George is our coach, but this year, he asked me to come up with a line-up for the game. It was a valuable experience and made me realize that he doesn't just rattle off names each year - it actually requires thought.

Everyone rose to the occasion last night; it was beautiful to behold. Great defense, great shooting, great passing. I brought my friend Toly into the fold as a rookie and he really showed us what he was made of! He scored a basket, made many key passes, and was heavy on defense. I was glad that he enjoyed himself.

Sarah snapped this very cool picture of him. Because he was moving towards her, Toly doesn't appear blurry, but everyone around him does. It's pretty neat looking - life is a blur all around him, but he takes time to enjoy the game.

I had a weird experience though. I went up for a lay-up, completely in the clear after a great pass from the Russian rookie, and after five minutes of pushing my chair up and down the court, my elbow locked up! I couldn't straighten out my arm!! It was the worst-looking shot you have ever seen and it went nowhere near the net!! How embarassing!! I actually had to reach over and use my left arm to straighten out my right arm!!!

Luckily I recovered and scored our only basket against the Chairiot Express.

After the game, we headed over to JoJo's Pizza where Mayor Ritter of Mechanicsburg treated us all to a pizza feast! It was a delicious repast with a wonderful group of folks! Thanks, Mr. Mayor!!

Oh, another highlight was having one of the best local news guys around on our team - Mr. Al Gnoza from ABC-27. He played with us two years ago and he is a fantastic guy. Turns out he also knows my friends Heather and Colby - in fact, he has seen them more recently than I have unfortunately. Anyway, he played, did a great job, and then put us on the news! Check it out:

Saturday, August 16, 2008

What drops to #3, but climbs to #2?

What the heck happened to Linnen?

So where has Linnen been for the past few weeks? Why has this usually red-hot blog been so dark and quiet? Turns out the lad was on his summer vacation!

Seems like a very long time ago, but 2 weeks of work-free fun began on July 31st when Sarah and I traveled to New Jersey with my sister Erin and brother-in-law Mike to see the last night of Bruce Springsteen's three-night run at the Meadowlands. We had a blast! We made the journey with no difficulties whatsoever, so that was good. There was an accident that tied up traffic on the NJ Turnpike for over 24 hours, but it didn't directly affect us.
The concert was great! Bruce's new CD is chock-full of great tunes, and he did four or five of them. Erin was disappointed because he didn't do our official song of the summer, "Girls in Their Summer Clothes", and I'd be lying to say I wasn't disappointed as well. He did sing it the first two nights of the engagement, so I guess he was tired of it. It's one of his best songs though.

He played a ton of old stuff, including almost the entire "Born To Run" album, which is definitely one of my favorites. Someone up front requested an old one called "Incident on 57th Street" which I didn't know, but I really dug it! They also did a smokin' version of "Because the Night", a song that Bruce wrote, but Patti Smith and later Natalie Merchant made famous. They completely rocked through it and Nils, one of the many guitarists that peppered the stage, actually did a sommersault while he wailed on the guitar solo. It was insanely cool!!

The crowd was pretty good considering that there were over 50,000 people in attendence, a huge majority of which were drinking all day long. An annoying woman thought Mike was in her seat even though he showed her his ticket, so she sent security after him - of course, they didn't do anything. The couple next to Sarah were kind of annoying and oversized, so she kept getting skrunched which didn't make her happy. Being a gentleman, I offered to trade seats with her three times, but she refused.

Here's a shot from before the show. Erin and Mike were taking a picture and I did my best impersonation of a great white shark rising out of the ocean depths to get into the frame! Those teeth look sharp!!
We then spent all day Friday and Saturday morning visiting with Erin, Mike, and Grace. We had a great time eating ice cream, swimming, watching TV, and playing. It was an excellent start to our vacation. Saturday afternoon we left for home to start packing for our next journey: westward to Las Vegas!!

Someone's in the kitchen....


I am forming my own version of Queen with small, cold-cast statues! Some company somewhere in the world manufactured collectible statues of both Freddie Mercury and Brian May, and so I picked 'em up at my friendly local comic store, Comix Connection. I love having 2 of my favorite musicians draped across the top of my piano, although in this picture, they were hanging out in my kitchen.

Speaking of Queen, in case you haven't heard their new song "C-lebrity", here it is!

Sunday, July 27, 2008

Drifting to sleep as the sun comes up....

Ugh. Nothing I hate more than seeing the sunrise. If I am forced to wake up EXTREMELY early and I'm awake to see the sun come up, I kinda hate it, but I can deal with it. On those rare occasions when I am seeing the sunrise and I haven't even been to bed yet, it seriously makes me want to throw up!

Yesterday I spent about 15 hours involved with the new 4th edition of "Dungeons & Dragons." This includes time finishing up my adventure, sitting with the players as they rolled up characters, and then playing the game itself. I'm not even counting all the time I spent writing on Friday night.

We had a blast (I think!) I guess I can't speak for everyone, but I think the five players enjoyed themselves, and I know that I really did. The new 4th edition rules are very cool, in my opinion, and make for a much more interesting game than 3rd edition. I'm not sure why, but 3rd edition never caught my fancy. The excitement I felt as a youngster as I first discovered AD&D will never be duplicated, but 4th edition brought me closer to it than any game since. I'm really glad we are making the switch over!

Unfortunately, since we had to consult the new rulebooks so much during the first few combats, it took a LONG time to play the short adventure I had prepared. It contained a set-up, and 8 room dungeon crawl, and an epilogue, and it almost took us 12 hours to get through it. I think it was great fun though, so it was all worth it.

Anyway, I crawled into bed around 4:30 AM, but I can't get to sleep without reading a few comics. I read the fund-raiser, "Liberty Comics", that came out this week and it was really good. Then I decided to read some stories out of an old Batman archive because the new movie has infected me with Bat-Fever. As I started the second story, I glanced up at my window and noticed some light creeping in.

The feeling that washed over me was indescribable and I almost immediately, as if by instinct, dropped into slumber. My brain didn't like what it saw and knew it couldn't handle seeing more.

Sweet, blissful slumber.

Wednesday, July 23, 2008

My streak has ended....


...after a seven-month drought, I have once again returned to the world of burgers. The BBQ bacon cheeseburger at the Pizza Grill was just too much for me to refuse. At least it came with a side salad and not fries. It was delicious.

Took in my second screening of "Dark Knight" afterwards. It was a treat for four of my five senses. Looking forward to seeing it again tomorrow.

Tuesday, July 22, 2008

And so the first challenge concludes....

I was planning to go out with a BANG! and write a marathon post for this, the final entry in the 30-Day Challenge, but just as I sat down to write, I received a call from my sister and brother-in-law and we spent most of my pre-bed time discussing the wonderfulness that is "The Dark Knight." I was glad to hear that they both enjoyed it immensely, especially considering that Mike is one of those dreaded "Marvel Zombies."

As it is, let me just point out how great the timing of this 30-Day Challenge was! When I started it a month ago, I didn't even realize that I'd be covering the release of "Dark Knight", my trip to see Yaz, or even my purchase of the new bicycle. I'm only 3 miles away from the 200 mile mark on my odometer, by the way. I'm looking forward to hitting 500 soon!

Let me tell you, before I go, what a thrill the Yaz show was! To see Vince and Alison together was something that I never even considered because they ended their relationship in 1983 and it just didn't see possible that they would team-up again. Alison had such a great stage presence and such a fantastic voice. Many reviewers have commented on how legitimately happy she seemed to be partnered with Vince again and singing these great old songs. I would say that is 100% true. She was having as much of a blast as we were! They performed every song from their debut album "Upstairs at Eric's" (a classic!) and all but one of the songs from their final album "You and Me Both." The only song they skipped was the album closer, "And On." They also did the song "Tuesday" which was on the UK version of "U@E's" but wasn't released here till the 1990s with the "Best of Yaz" compilation. A great time was had by all!!
Well, even though the official challenge has been successfully completed, I'm still planning on keeping the blog going. I'm thinking of a 3 times a week schedule, so check back soon to keep up with all things Linnen. There are some cool events coming up that I'll be reporting on and I've been challenged to create a web-comic, so I just might do that too.

If you are one of the few that have been reading over the course of these 30 days, thanks very much! Your feedback and your support have been sincerely appreciated.

Monday, July 21, 2008

Some Yazoo Pix!!

It's too late for me to say anything about the concert other than "Vince and Alison were AWESOME!!" Here are some pix to hold you over till I am rested, recovered, and ready to go!




Sunday, July 20, 2008

Yazoo

Way back in 1981, Depeche Mode released their first album, and although most people think of songwriter Martin Gore when they think of Depeche, on this first release, Martin only penned two of eleven songs. Their main songwriter at the time was Vince Clarke, who almost immediately after the release of the first album left the group. He's on the far right on the picture below. Considering how dark the group became after he left, it's funny how he's the only one without a silly smile on his face.
As time went by, Vince would eventually find a musical home with the duo Erasure, who released their first album, "Wonderland", in 1985 and are still going strong today. After 23 years and hundreds of songs, they are still listed in the top 40 most successful UK bands of all time.
However, in-between Depeche and Erasure, Vince spent about a year and a half in another successful duo called "Yazoo." Actually, at some point in that two years, he released songs under the name "The Assembly" as well, but I'm going to ignore that because it's already a confusing timeline!

Yazoo was the team of Vince and vocalist Alison Moyet. You might remember her from her mid-1980s hit "Invisible." It's a pretty good song, but unfortunately, she never caught on in the US like she did in the UK. Yazoo, whose fame in the United States was pretty much limited to dance clubs, was huge in England. They had tons of hits and were beloved by many, even to this day. Their first album, "Upstairs at Erics", was a huge success, as was their follow-up, "You and Me Both", even though, by the time of its release they had already broken up.
I was into Erasure first. I discovered Depeche in 1985, bought all their albums, and found out about Vince by listening to "Speak and Spell", their debut. From there I followed him to the initial Erasure album, and decided that he was my second favorite songwriter after Martin Gore. Reading about his history led me to Yazoo (called "Yaz" in the US), unfortunately a couple years too late.

Both of the Yazoo albums are full of classic techno-pop with a soulful edge, courtesy of Alison's wonderful vocals. I embraced both of their releases as fantastic pieces of pop-music's past, never imagining that I would be able to see them live.

Fast forward to 2008, twenty-five years after the disbanding of Yazoo. Erasure vocalist Andy Bell takes a two year break from the group to work on a solo release and Vince finds himself with a summer off. Instead of resting on his laurels, he and Alison decide to do something no one anywhere saw coming and they reform Yazoo!!

Their plan to play 6 or 7 shows, due to incredible demand, becomes a two-month, world-wide tour, including some television appearances. I'll be seeing them tonight in DC. Tomorrow night will be my penultimate post in the 30-Day blog challenge, so you will be able to read my review of this exciting concert.

As we wrap this thing up, you won't want to miss a single post. Stick around!!

Saturday, July 19, 2008

Five Important Points

1. Fantastic opening day total for "Dark Knight!" Although they haven't yet figured out the exact amount it took in, they know it's somewhere between $60 million and $65 million, which beats the previous record of somewhere around $57 million for the horrible "Spiderman 3." I can't wait to see the weekend totals on Sunday!!

2. Latest issue of Entertainment Weekly has a cover story on "Watchmen." I haven't read it yet(the article, I mean), but it claims the movie will end up being around the same length as "Dark Knight." Is that enough time to do the story the justice it deserves? No, but it sounds like the director is doing the best he can within the studio system. I have hope it will be worth seeing.
3. Speaking of "Watchmen", did you know that there is a MPAA rule that in movie trailers you can't show anyone pointing a gun at the audience? You can do it in a movie, but not in a preview for a movie. It's ridiculous! But as a result, this guy in the "Watchmen" trailer is holding a walkie-talkie and it's cut fast enough that you shouldn't notice it. What a stupid rule! In other parts of the preview, he has a gun....
4. It's really hot here in Linnen's hometown today! It's in the 90s, but with the heat index it's going to feel like it's about 102. Your faithful and loyal blogger doesn't like that! It's keeping me from the ninety minutes of biking I need to do. Maybe later in the day I can get out there and pedal....

4. THIS is Alanis Morissette???? It seems that as more people lose interest in her music, the hotter she gets! I don't know if I would have even known that was her!
5. After only 7 issues, I have quit buying this year's weekly DC comic book series. Last year's series, "Countdown", was terrible, but I followed it till the end because I am a DC zombie. When "Trinity" began and showed not a single, tiny bit of improvement, I just couldn't take it. I'm sorry to not support the weekly comic initiative because in theory I like it, but I've had enough of bad books.

Friday, July 18, 2008

Ugh.

Tired. Very little sleep all week. Drank too much wine tonight. Nothing to say. Watched "Watchmen" trailer like six times today. You can see it here. Or just go see "Dark Knight." Everyone else is. Huge opening weekend predicted. You know what? The first one struggled to make 205 million. This one will make more than half of that before Monday.

I love it!

Queen Bee saw it today and loved it.

I love this song. It's just a bunch of still pix put to music by a fan, so click "play" and just listen to it as you read. It's not worth watching. Great tune though.

Goodbye for now!

Questionable post

I am too tired to write anything, so you get this questionable post. I will claim for the rest of my life that it counts as having written something today and that the 30-Day Challenge remains unbroken.

Wednesday, July 16, 2008

The Day After....


You know what pisses me off? The fact that there is a Batman movie out there that is not part of my DVD collection!! When will I finally be able to purchase "The Dark Knight" to add it to my home library?? I mean the film has been out since.....well, I guess it hasn't been released yet. It's been 24 hours since I've seen it though. Uncool! I want to see it again!!

Last night was great! My friend Doug treated us like royalty at the IMAX theatre. As we stood, probably 200 people back in line, he came up and led us to a locked elevator. We went up to a floor for which you needed a key and walked down a long hallway. As we passed through the door at the end of the hall, we found ourselves inside the theatre which was still being cleaned after the 7pm media showing! He prompted us to "pick your seats!" and we had our choice from the entire empty theatre!!!

The movie started and we were treated to select scenes from the forthcoming adaptation of Alan Moore's "Watchmen!" It looked incredible! It was a bunch of shots of all the main characters, even Dr. Manhattan, set to some dramatic music. I had many doubts about this project before, and I'm still pretty certain that they will end up cutting out too much of the story to get it to fit in one film, but some of those doubts are now gone. Something I learned from the preview is that it's directed by Zack Snyder, who we all know and love from "300." I hope lightning strikes twice for him. While Batman is my favorite comic character, "Watchmen" is my favorite comic story, so I'll be monitoring this situation closely.

The movie started and it sucks you into the action IMMEDIATELY with some eye-popping shots. I don't want to go into any detail because I loathe spoilers and those who fling them. All I want to say is that I actually told myself to lower my crazy fanboy expectations because there was no way the film could live up to what I was hoping for, but guess what: it did! It is a masterpiece! See it this weekend and decide for youself.

Meanwhile, here is the picture I promised you last night. Me and my friends at the premiere of the 1989 "Batman" movie. I still have some pretty vivid recollections of that night, 19 years ago. It was one of the best times of my life because suddenly the entire country was going crazy for the character that I had been following for over a decade. I felt totally vindicated in my love of Batman, but it wouldn't last long as Warner drove the franchise into the ground over the next decade.

Anyway, enjoy this yellowing picture from right at the end of my youth. Two months after it was taken, I started college and began walking the road of adulthood. I guess I left my cool, long cut-off shorts lying on the side of that road somewhere....

So late, but I had to tell you....


...the movie was everything I had hoped it would be! In other words - INCREDIBLE!!

I can reveal nothing, so don't ask me! Let me just stress that it was worth the wait, worth all the hype, and the final product makes it obvious what a loss Heath Ledger's death was. This is the Joker from all the best Batman stories - not the campy, clown of crime that we often think of. This is the scary dangerous force of nature who can't be predicted Joker that would frighten the hell out of society in real life!

I'll write some more tomorrow (without spoiling anything) and I have a couple pictures. I also have to tell you how cool my friend Doug is! He came through big-time for us tonight!

For now, I must "zzzzzzzz!"

Tuesday, July 15, 2008

The moment is almost upon us!

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Six hours till the lights dim and "The Dark Knight" rolls on the screen in front of me!  Today is going by soooooo sloooooowly……

I just want to see this movie! 

People have been sending me links to write-ups and reviews all day, and I'm ignoring them all for now.  I don't want to know anything ahead of time.  Just from seeing article headlines though, it seems like this film is going to be something special! 

All the excitement has me thinking back to a summer day in 1989 when me, Beil, Colby, my sister, and her friend Jen spent hours in line to see Tim Burton's "Batman" movie.  That was the "Summer of the Bat" and people were particularly into The Joker.  It's almost a repeat these days with everyone talking about Heath Ledger's sure-to-be-classic performance.  Tomorrow I'll have to scan in the picture from the Patriot of the group of us in line at the Hampden 8 Theatre.  The giant button on Colby's back and my home-made shorts are timeless!


Sunday, July 13, 2008

Hellboy 2

Just finished my longest bike ride yet! It was 15.5 miles and I couldn't help but notice my odometer is getting awfully close to 200!


We saw "Hellboy 2" Sunday night with our movie buddies, Rob and Amy. I won't go into it too much, but I have to say what an incredible film it is! I enjoyed the first Hellboy movie, but I was blown away with what they did this time around.

The scale is so epic compared to the first one, and the imagination on display over the course of the two hours will blow your mind. Reading that claim may surprise you until you learn that the writer and director of the movie is Guillermo del Toro, who was nominated for an Oscar last year for "Pan's Labyrinth." While he didn't win, the film did rack up 64 awards and 58 nominations worldwide. Del Toro is a true filmmaker!

I haven't been caught up in a movie like this for a long time. I was actually in awe of what I was seeing numerous times. "Indiana Jones" and "Iron Man" were great recent movies; "Hellboy 2" was a great piece of art!

The fact that Peter Jackson selected del Toro to helm the two "Lord of the Rings" prequel movies makes me so happy now that I have seen what he can do. I have no fears about the future of Middle-Earth!!

Check this out if you haven't seen it - very funny. Hellboy on "Inside the Actor's Studio."



Enough about Hellboy - don't forget about THIS:

Tomorrow is the day I'll be screening the new Batman movie! The excitement here in Linnen's Bat-Cave is palpable and we are just trying our best to go through the motions of everyday life to make it to 10:30 pm Tuesday.

Where did the weekend go??

Man, due to my five days of training last week, I only had a two-day weekend, and you know, it really wasn't enough! How do you folks get by without three days off each week? It's a killer!

Oh, before I forget! The one cool thing about getting back into the week is that it brings us closer to the big day on Tuesday!
Today I wanted to fill you in on the October 1984 "Detective Comics", issue #543 to be exact:
This was an installment in a tremendous multi-part storyline which featured the return of Nocturna, who was the villain in issue #529, the one I wrote about yesterday. Having her back was cool; having Moench and Colan working on the book was fantastic; having the focus of the story be my buddy Jason Todd was another highlight. However, the main reason to pick up this book was found on the letters page at the back of the book:
Yes, my first published letter in a DC comic! I was so excited to see my name in print - and to get such an informative response from the editor! Too bad he didn't see fit to correct my atrocious grammar! Oh well...I was young.

The craziest thing having the letter in there was that my good buddy Beil called me on the phone after he read the issue (he bought it before I did) and he said "There is a letter in the new issue that asks about the Batman movie!" and he went on to paraphrase the response. We talked about it for a while, but he never caught that it was my letter, so he didn't mention it. Then when I got to the store and bought the issue, it was a surprise.

I had a couple other letters posted over the years, but they never brought with them the same thrill as my first one, which was in the pages of the greatest hero of all, Batman!!

Saturday, July 12, 2008

It's a scorcher today!!

Yup, only three days till my screening of the summer's biggest movie, "The Dark Knight!" I can't wait - but the sad truth is that I am forced to (wait, that is!) Oh well, I will kill some time with a screening of "Hellboy 2" tomorrow. That's supposed to be very good.

Well, here is the comic that turned me from a "fan" to a "collector." After this issue, I deemed it UNACCEPTABLE to miss even a single issue of "Batman." Yup, you guessed it - it's DETECTIVE COMICS #529 from August 1983!!
This book had it all - wonderful artwork by Gentleman Gene Colan (still one of my top three pencilers), a story by one of my favorite Bat-writers of all time, Doug Moench, and best of all, it was the first part of a multi-part storyline. I got in on the ground floor.
Another part of the book that really caught my interest was this young kid, Jason Todd. You see, at some point in the 1980s, Dick Grayson, then the leader of the Teen Titans, quit being Robin. He was no longer living at Wayne Manor and was pretty much on his own in the world, so it didn't seem right for him to still be considered Batman's sidekick. They really didn't work together anymore. As a result, Dick became a new hero named Nightwing.

Anyway, it was quite apparent as I read this book that DC was grooming this new kid to take over as Robin. At this point, he wasn't a hero and Bruce Wayne was against the very idea, but it just seemed like it was going to happen. I didn't know Jason Todd's story or where he came from, but I sure wanted to know where he was going! It blew my mind that there just might be a new Robin! I have picked up a copy of both "Batman" and "Detective Comics" every month since that day, except for a brief period in time where the book was so bad under the guidance of Jim Starlin that I just couldn't handle it. Of course, I started up again when he left and then later got those books as back issues, so it ended up costing me extra money. Bad planning.

Another annoying thing from the time period I quit buying the book was that after 40 or 50 issues with Jason Todd as the new Robin, they started his story over from the beginning and made him a punk kid who grew up on the streets. He was busted trying to steal the wheels off the Batmobile and Batman ended up taking him in. It was so lame! Jason was always going against Batman's instructions and getting himself in trouble because he was such a hot head. When DC finally had the Joker kill him, I didn't even care. They had transformed him so much from the kid that originally drew me into the book that I was actually happy to see him go away.

I never understood why they changed him so much. It seemed ridiculous.

Next up, the issue with my first published "letter to the editor!" For now though, I must go swim!!

Friday, July 11, 2008

I'm really starting to drag!

Hello! I gotta warn you up front: I am sooooooo tired! And the worst part of it is that I'm afraid of short-changing all of you.

Oh, before I go any further, I had better post this:

OK, so here's the thing. I really want you to be able to enjoy the post about "the comic that turned me into a collector", so I'm hesitant to write it tonight. I'm so sleepy that I know I won't do it justice. It's really YOU that I'm looking out for here - you realize that, don't you?

And so, as I waddle off to bed, leaving the promised post unfinished, I will attempt to make it up to you with a picture of me in drag at Halloween.

A good, in-depth Batman post tomorrow - I promise!

Thursday, July 10, 2008

Bat-Countdown Continues!!

We are now only five days away from my buddy-Doug-provided screening of "The Dark Knight!" And to that effect....

In the meantime, see if you can figure out what is significant about this comic:

That is the cover to the first comic I have any recollection of owning, and most likely, there weren't many before it. It was on sale in September of 1976, which would put me at five and a half years of age when I plucked it off the newsstand.

One of the things that I vividly recall from back then was an exciting scene where Batman finds himself in a very un-Dark Knight-ish scene. Take a look at this:

Yes, that is famous Caped Crusader of Gotham City trapped in the middle of a buffalo stampede! Most of you never thought you would see the day; however, it was quite possibly my introduction to the comic adventures of this dread figure of the night!

Another thing about this book that fascinated me was the final page. I remember being so shocked by the ending and "dying" to find out what happened next! I still can picture myself searching desperately for the next issue at the newsstand we used to go to at the Carlisle Plaza. The comics were on the bottom shelf below all the magazines right at the front of the store. I was squatting down on the ground looking all over for #283. I guess I eventually found it, but I don't have great memories of it like I do this issue.

Anyway, here is the way this issue ended:

Can you even believe that??? They shot Batman, point blank, in the back of the head as he was piloting an airplane!! As if the bullet to the brain wasn't enough, they guarantee him a fiery crash as well!! Outrageous! I'm getting fired up over it now; imagine how I was as a five year old!!

So anyway, this is the issue I credit for kicking off my 32 year love affair with the greatest of all superheroes, Batman! So much action between two covers - I still love it! I would say that, from this point on, I was a "comic book fan." I would buy as many as I could get a hold of, but I wasn't yet a "comic book collector." I'll show you the book that caused THAT transformation tomorrow!

Oh, and in case you want to know how Batman survived the bullet to the back of the head, this is how he did it. Even though you can't see the outline of it in the drawing, he was wearing a really hard flight helmet under his cowl, so the bullet never even pierced his skin. I'm not sure why the killers didn't notice the lack of blood or the fact that their bullet was ricocheting all over the cabin, but at age five, I never really thought about it.

More tomorrow - same Bat-Time, same Bat-Channel!!!

Wednesday, July 09, 2008

On a roll since June 22nd!!!


Wow! I have stuck with this 30-day challenge since June 22nd! According to my calculator-like brain, that means this should be the 17th consecutive day of blogging! And the amazing thing is that each and every entry has been incredibly worthwhile - both in terms of you reading it and me writing it. Time well spent for everyone!!

Just watched an excellent movie with my dad - "Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid" starring Paul Newman and Robert Redford. I really like Paul Newman, always have, but I haven't seen too many Redford movies. Let me say this about his performance as the Sundance Kid: I bought it ONE HUNDRED percent! You look at him in that movie and you think you are staring at a real cowboy! What a great job! Newman was wonderful too, playing it relatively light-hearted which makes the famous ending even more emotional when it comes. I liked it a lot. We are recently on a roll with great movies having seen "Glengarry Glen Ross", "Bonnie and Clyde", and now "BC&tSK."

The big news today is the invite I received to a sneak of the summer's biggest movie, "The Dark Knight." Thanks to my buddy Doug, it sounds like I'll get to see it at the IMAX theatre next Tuesday night. I am soooooooooooooo psyched!!!

We are now officially on Batman Countdown!!

Tuesday, July 08, 2008

Am I up to a challenge??

My good buddy Nate gave me a blog-challenge this week. He said that the point of the blogosphere is to give a forum to people who get hoppin' mad over things that only they care about. He faults my blog with a general lack of frustration and anger, and really that's because I'm such a nice guy.

The truth is, however, there is something in recent history that has been upsetting me, and up till now, I have remained quiet.

No longer.

I am sooooooo psyched for the upcoming release of "The Dark Knight", moreso than most movie-goers. I have been a Batman freak for most of my life and currently own every issue of the comic from 1964 to current day. Most of my clothes have a bat insignia on them somewhere, as do my favorite blanket and half of my bath towels.

The cast they have assembled for the film is incredible. The director is one of the best currently working in the industry. The writer is a really talented scripter with real comic book experience and only one minor misstep against him ("Blade 3"). It features at least one of the very best Batman villains, maybe two.

And yet, even with all of this going for it, and even with all of my accumulated excitement over next week's debut, something about it has me outraged.

Look at this picture:

Do you see anything wrong with it? Feel free to ignore all the weird, pointless shapes and seams on the suit. I have no clue what they are doing there but I'll forgive them. At least it doesn't have nipples again (see "Batman and Robin" - or better yet, DON'T!!!)

Oh, go ahead and block out the fact that the whole thing is pretty much gray and that you have to strain to see the copyrighted bat emblem on his chest. They pulled that on us the last time around so I'm almost used to it.

Take a look at the lower half of the mask. Once you work your way down below where his ears would be, the whole thing starts to curve inwards and taper to a narrow neck. It looks really weird. It's like the middle of his head is the widest part with a tiny scalp and chin. The horns are curved to look like the taser gun Selina Kyle used in "Batman Returns." It's really odd. The part that makes me angry is the neck though. I can't find a picture that shows it as well as the one that is currently hanging at our local cinema. Even Sarah was criticizing it this weekend when we saw "Hulk", and in that moment, I realized that my anger was righteous!

Here are a few examples of how Batman's mask should be sculpted/drawn. Hopefully you will see that it indeed makes for a more striking figure:

So anyway, I'm still 100% behind the upcoming movie, and I have complete faith that it is going to be great; however, I am outraged that the Bat-suit doesn't look at all like the costume I have loved for 32 years now. Hollywood was so close to getting it right; why not go the last few steps and make it perfect????

Monday, July 07, 2008

I feel like this....



And because of this, I don't have it in me to write anything of substance or length. You may counter with "You never write anything of substance!" to which I would reply:


Sunday, July 06, 2008

The 4-Day weekend is OVER!!

How did that happen?? It seems like just yesterday I was staring 96 consecutive hours of fun in the face! Now I have to start getting ready for work tomorrow, bright 'n early!! This is outrageous!

Just got back from seeing "The Hulk" with our friends Amy and Rob. While not as awesome as "Iron Man", it was still an excellent movie. The CGI was pretty darn good, I thought, and Edward Norton was perfect casting as Bruce Banner. He's great in pretty much everything though, so it comes as no surprise.
We spent July 4th with Rob and Amy as well, and while we were together that day, we watched the first "Hellboy" movie in preparation of this week's sequel. I had seen it before, but I enjoyed watching it again. I didn't remember as much of it as I thought I did. Sarah liked it too so it looks like we are "GO" for part 2 next weekend. Sweet!!

Oh, I did less than well at the casino last night.

Saturday, July 05, 2008

A Quick Follow-Up to Last Night's Post

I'll write a real post tonight when I get back from the Hollywood Casino, just to let you know how much money I won, but in the meantime, I wanted to post some videos for some of the songs that totally controlled my life in the era I wrote about last night.

Enjoy!

"Stripped" by Depeche Mode


"Strangelove" by Depeche Mode


"Don't Leave Me This Way" by The Communards


"Hot! Hot! Hot!" by The Cure


"Just Like Heaven" by The Cure


"Sometimes" by Erasure


"You Spin Me Round (Like a Record)" by Dead Or Alive


"Human" by The Human League

Hey! That was a good song!



Whilst working over at the comic shoppe yesterday, Manager Joe and I were talking about music. I think generally we like pretty much the same kinda stuff. He knows WAY more about '90 Brit-Pop and current alternative stuff than I do, but what he plays that I don't know, I DO enjoy.

He was talking about growing up in Perry County and how much music meant to him, which I would think can be said of the majority of of us since we tend to be a bit angsty at that age. There's an question posed in the excellent movie "High Fidelity" (which could be taken right from the excellent book "High Fidelity" but I'm too lazy to get up and check!) :

"Did I listen to pop music because I was miserable? Or was I miserable because I listened to pop music? "

Anyway, I'm not here to answer that question, I just went off on a tangent. He said that growing up, he somehow discovered all these bands that weren't popular in his school - Joy Division, Cocteau Twins, The Smiths - and like me, he would pour over import fanzines and music magazines, saving money to get weird imports and bootleg videos. I did the same thing - I mean, in 1986 I was prepared to lay down my life for Depeche Mode. If Martin Gore called me up when I was in eleventh grade and said "I need you to step in front of your school bus tomorrow" - man, I would have done it! I obsessed with anything with Vince Clarke on it as well - Yaz, Assembly, Erasure....

Joe then said that he was the only one he knew that was into these groups and he strutted down the school hallways alone with his cool import t-shirts. It made me realize that I was pretty lucky...

I rarely think about those days of yesteryear unless I'm sitting around the bar with a bunch of friends and we are engaging in the lowest form of conversation - "Remember when...?". And because I rarely do, I always assume that I was pretty miserable back then. Truth is, I really wasn't.

I had a good number of friends who shared the same musical interests as me. We certainly weren't the mainstream, but we were a small band of knowledgeable snobs. My friend to this day Colby got me into Yaz and The Cure. My buddy Beil got me into Depeche Mode. My wife Sarah and I never dated back then, but we talked a lot about music and generally dug the same stuff. There was a bunch of us that hung out and listened to each other's tapes - Communards, Human League, Erasure, Sigue Sigue Sputnick, Human League, etc. Looking back, it was really lucky that I had a group like that, even if I haven't seen most of them in 20 years.

One of my very best memories from those years was at a cast party after one of our musicals. It was at Greg Morgan's house - I don't know what became of him and I was never really all that close to him, but he was a good guy. There was a group of probably 15 of us standing in a circle dancing and singing along at the top of our voices to the Communards "You Are My World" - a song that ever since takes me back to 1986. Putting it in words here makes it seem quite under whelming, but at 16, at a party late Saturday night, with a bunch of friends, sharing in this album with which I was obsessed, it was a great experience. I remember having such a blast laughing and trying to sing as high as Jimmy Sommerville, until someone came down to the basement to say that his parents wanted us to either shut up or play some good music! Oh well, it was fun while it lasted and then we moved on to the next dumb thing....

I hadn't thought about it for years until talking with Joe, but I thought it would be valid to write about it here. Maybe adding it to the blog will prevent me from having a mid-life crisis when I hit 40!

I don't have any great observations or lessons to impart based on this pointless bit of reminiscencing, so I hope you weren't too bored by it. I guess I'll proofread it and then maybe head downstairs and crank The Cure's "Just Like Heaven." Or maybe some Depeche - "Master and Servant" might be good....

So much good stuff to choose from!!